I have a confession to make. I’m not that crazy about Nutella. Hold on, before you start judging me, I never said that I don’t like it, I just don’t go crazy with it like some folks. My kids will tear through a jar of Nutella in less than a day. It’s amazing! If you’re…… Read More
This is a scene out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Look at all those birds. I see what happened, someone must have dropped their french fries in the parking lot and the birds were looking for a snack, right? What’s going on here? Isn’t it an omen to see so many birds in one spot?…… Read More
Hey, watch where you’re going! Back home in New Mexico, the deer think they run the place. They’ll walk out onto the street with the traffic and take their tie knowing there’s not much you can do about it. They’re so arrogant. My hometown is nestled at the base of the Sacramento Mountains and these…… Read More
Wait, the watch is worth how much? I would’ve passed out just like this guy did. Can you imagine owning something for as long as this man has and have no idea that you’re sitting on a small fortune? It reminds me of the story about the family who took in the artwork that had…… Read More
Would you look at this! I’ve been up to the northeast and I’ve had some weird conversations with folks who grew up around those parts and they’ll tell you, “There’s something weird walking around those woods.” That’s enough for me to not go investigate. Is it just a coincidence that more and more Bigfoot sightings…… Read More
Why’s does this cat have such an attitude problem? Who knows? But her inability to enjoy most things that cats love, lasagna, taking naps, pushing dogs off of tables. Oh, wait a second, now you’ve got me thinking about Garfield. By the way, I used to watch that cartoon every Saturday morning. Ahh, the good…… Read More
It’s hard to try and make sense when something so tragic happens. One day someone is here, the next day, they’re gone. In a day and age where people are constantly fighting and bickering back and forth, we’re reminded through such tragic events that life is precious and we should all make the most of…… Read More
Hey, Dad! Relax, will ya? What’s going on in Kannapolis, N.C.? From what news reports are saying the move was illegal. This is insane. I officiated high school football and baseball for a couple of years back in the day. I’ve never been cussed at so much in my entire life. This is completely out…… Read More
Sorry, I can’t buy this house, the video, it’s, um…too sexy? Back when I was in Texas, realtors would offer a lifetime supply of Taco’s if you bought a house. The tacos were pretty darn creative, made me consider buying a house for a lifetime supply of tacos. However, this is taking your marketing to…… Read More
Who stays up to watch “The Tonight Show?” You should see the struggle I have every Saturday night trying to watch “Saturday Night Live.” It’s a real struggle. What I end up doing is taking a pre-SNL nap around 9:30. My wife wakes me up around 11 and…BOOM!, ready to roll. I’ve got this thing…… Read More