Every year we try and solve the hardest puzzle of all, the Warren household’s infamous Christmas Tree topper. Where in the world did my wife find out tree topper? I know, probably at some craft store. I can’t remember the names of all those places. If you had to find a theme for our Christmas…… Read More
Did we know that “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire” is still on TV? Remember how popular that show was when it first came on TV? I remember how excited our little town was when we all found out that there was a lady who had made it to the initial speed test at the…… Read More
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, right? Listen, I get it, things are crazy and stuff is always way too expensive. I have a 10-year-old who has a Christmas list that would top a few thousand dollars. What’s he thinking? Then, I have a 3-year-old who wants to open all the presents. Things…… Read More
Can I ask you a question? When’s the last time you got dressed up real nice and posed next to your Christmas Tree? Think about it, I’ll give you a minute. Evidently, this used to be an every year thing. When did it stop? Most of these photos look like they come from the 1960s…… Read More
It’s on like donkey kong! I was telling you about the annual Halloween and Christmas balcony decorating contests my apartment complex puts on, right? Well, they send out a giant email urging residents to get into the holiday spirit by decorating their balconies. This has become a pretty fierce competition in the year of COVID.…… Read More
2020 has been hard! But when it comes to having smash hits on the billboard country charts, Lee Brice has had a hell of a year! Some might call it a career year. Weird with everything going on, right? But, there’s always a silver lining, friends. Lee Brice’s success in the suckiest year in the…… Read More
One day, we’ll extract the DNA from one of these fossils and bring dinosaurs back to life! Folks, we’ve seen enough movies to understand that this is the worst kind of idea. It’ll be the end of us all. Don’t believe me, check out “Jurassic Park” again. Like Goldblum said, “Nature finds a way.” Thankfully,…… Read More
This is a guy who knows how to get things done. Who needs to hire some service to haul off utility poles when you can strap that bad boy to the roof of your Taurus and move it yourself? Not this Florida man! In all seriousness, the guy is being charged with grand theft for…… Read More
Listen, just like there have been aliens for hundreds of years, one day we’ll all find out that time travel is something that’s been going on for years. I mean, I think that’s the way it’s going to go. Also, by the time I’m my father’s age, we’ll all be living and working on the…… Read More
Oh, great! This again? Folks, didn’t I tell you that I am qualified to settle this argument. My great-grandparents owned a pecan farm for like, a million years. They would go out there every single day to farm pecans. When my brother and I would spend time with my great-grandparents, you know they were putting…… Read More