My first thought was, “OMG why would anybody do that?” And then…I was mildly curious because…you know…BOREDOM.

Sadly, it was a LOT more gross than I expected.

You have a second to change your mind and turn back now if you don’t wanna see what’s inside.

Yeah, I knew it. You wanna see too.

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

Still here?

Here ya go…..

I put the can opener to work, unsettled by the rust, but emboldened by the lack of noxious fumes. I turn the knob and wince, unable to rule out the possibility that the contents have mutated into something alive & malevolent. (2/5) pic.twitter.com/IBmJXBWZI2

— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

I began to regret my decision to view this thing RIGHT ABOUT HERE

I carefully remove the mass, which looks like a cross between Big Thunder Mountain and one of those Geonosian hives from Attack of the Clones. (4/5) pic.twitter.com/PIchW9mdMy

— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

I’ll never be able to unsee this

I think I notice something, but consult the label on the can to be sure. Indeed, there's poor Spider-Man, trapped in this godforsaken toxic monstrosity. I'm sorry, Peter. With old pasta comes great instability.

Thank you all for taking this journey with me. (5/5) pic.twitter.com/6UcfRcN9tz

— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

So….hey! What did ya think? Hope you fared better than I did. – KW