It’s been years since I had a nice ice cream sandwich. I could almost taste one when I read about the holiday on social media. But nearly 10 seconds later, my excitement about my forthcoming treat came to a screeching halt. EWWWW!

So, earlier this week, French’s created a mustard ice cream for National Mustard Day (August 3rd), but not to be upstaged by some condiment company, Oscar Meyer fired back. Ice Dog Sandwiches. Yeah, hot dog infused ice cream with CANDIED HOT DOGS, my hand to god! Here. Read for yourself.

Not to be outdone by French's, Oscar Mayer is partnering with il laboritorio del gelato in NYC to create Ice Dog Sandwiches. These ice cream sandwiches have hot dog infused ice cream with candied hot dog pieces and spicy mustard ice cream. The Ice Dog sa… https://t.co/Ar1l124fQM pic.twitter.com/nfABJ2PrFT

— Candy Hunting (@CandyHunting) August 1, 2019

They come out later this month if you’re brave.

I want to cry. – KW