“It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast?”

Now you — like hundreds of thousands of others who already have — can find out how long you would last as Beyonce’s assistant all thanks to a brilliant “choose your own adventure”-style game created by a fan on twitter.

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05Hkhp

— Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019

The thread went viral Sunday, even catching the eye of Chrissy Teigen, who herself got fired within three minutes.

This is amazing and really well done 😂 I got fired about 3 in. https://t.co/gLdnqQY8tE

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 23, 2019

I made it 3:03 seconds (longer than I thought actually)

Click here if you chose sandcastles

— Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019