I hate Peeps. They’re nasty. It used to be only a once a year thing and I could deal with that. Now…I feel like we can’t escape those vile little devils. At ALL. They’re EVERYWHERE and ALL THE TIME!
Marshmallow chicks that stare me straight down to my soul.
They’ve encroached upon my breakfast…
#Peeps #Easter Froot Loop Flavored Chick Pops Are Here! https://t.co/LepR2bqxQH pic.twitter.com/xuQjY1Eigh
— Spot The Deal USA (@SpotTheDealUSA) February 16, 2020
Peeps Makes Pancake Mix And It Comes With A Bunny-Shaped Skillet https://t.co/KR8f31QdkG
— Delish.com (@DelishDotCom) February 20, 2020
They’re trying to TEMPT me with CHOCOLATE!
The #PEEPS team is going all out this #Easter with seven new products, including Chocolate Pudding and Root Beer Float-flavored treats:https://t.co/xPKfyLTnAp pic.twitter.com/7AwUTH3As5
— Comicbook.com (@ComicBook) February 19, 2020
Clearly, they like COFFEE
We know cute when we see it! Add a pop of sweetness to your Easter basket this year with our International Delight PEEPS® Flavored creamer. #PourYourPeeps #CreamerNation #Easter #Peepsonality #PEEPS @peepsbrand pic.twitter.com/l2gEsJn4Lr
— InternationalDelight (@indelight) April 18, 2019
They STOLE Christmas..
a @PEEPSBrand chocolate cookie forest = showing up BIG to your next holiday party https://t.co/NTjINhz3a8 pic.twitter.com/hgY6t852wM
— Christina Tosi (@ChristinaTosi) December 18, 2019
And every OTHER major holiday…
Including…my birthday!
Ain’t no party like a Party Cake #PEEPS Party! pic.twitter.com/RLrOJ24DYC
— PEEPS® Brand (@PEEPSBrand) June 1, 2017
Will they stop at nothing?
Apparently not.
This happened once. Peeps BEER
And now….introducing….
PEEPS SLURPEES (this is not a drill)
Peeps needs to stay away from wine. That’s all I got left now. – KW