He’s cute, he’s mischievous, and now he’s swapping out his signature red and white suit for orange.
Guthrie, Oklahoma police say Eddie the Elf was arrested at a nursing home for being well over the legal eggnog limit, blasting “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”, stealing tinsel, shorting out single bulbs on long strings of Christmas lights and replacing bottles of water with snowman urine.
Bail was set at 300 candy canes, and Eddie is now on the naughty list for at least a year.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. – KW
